Look at you! You're absolutely filthy.
As if I have nothing better to do than to give you a bath!
Mator, did you just dig another pot hole in what left of the lawn?
I can't believe it!
Did you really rip up yet another piece of landscape cloth?
You are a very bad dog Mator!
The kids coming to the door tomorrow night may think you're cute,
but some of us are going to know the truth behind that Halloween disguise!
His Halloween costume even has an extra little Devil's tail.
All he needs now if a pitch fork!
Happy Halloween to all the tricker treaters out there!
Hey! Get out of those doggie treats and leave some for the other dogs.