We were hit by a winter storm overnight and though it has not turned out to be as big a storm as predicted, I feel that it is appropriate to dig out some spring flower pictures to make us all feel a bit warmer.
And what am I mixing in with my pictures of tulips? Some lofty, inspirational or poetic quotes? No. This cold winter weather calls for stronger medicine! Something clever and funny is needed:
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing."
"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard."
"You know you're old if your walker has an airbag."
"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public." all quotes Phyllis Diller
As a child, I always thought Phyllis Diller was a hoot in her mini-dress and go-go boots. And then, there was that crazy electric shock treatment hairdo of hers! Her jokes seem a bit old school now, but she was a pioneer in her day. Keeping her good company were Lucille Ball and Carol Burnett.
"I am not funny. What I am is brave."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about
your age." both quotes Lucille Ball
"Comedy is tragedy plus time."
"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go." both quotes Carol Burnett